Each week, huge pieces of shit, Mike Burns and Mike Bridenstine, discuss their “Biggest Scumbag Moments of The Week,” their “Crybaby Sissyboy Moments,”  taste test a new food product in “Shove It In Your Mouth Hole,” discuss style in “Fashion Corner,”  and try to learn what women think of men from various lady mags in their segment, “Bone Patrol.”

They also delve into the scummier side of current sports topics in their segment, “Visitor’s Locker Room,” a name they’re blatantly ripping off from Chicago’s “Visitor’s Locker Room.” And if those dirty micks have a problem with it they can fly their asses across the country and take it to the alley.  The Gentlemen Scumbags is one jam packed hour of good ol’ fashioned party and bullshit.

Mike Burns is a Los Angeles comedian, writer, and actor via New York via Chicago via born and raised in Saginaw, Michigan. He began his career training at Chicago’s ImprovOlympic and Second City.

Since 2003, Mike has written and performed over 10 original sketch comedy shows for venues including ImprovOlympic, Upright Citizens Brigade, andThe Chicago Sketch Festival. Other festival appearances include The Chicago Improv Festival 2005, The Seattle Sketchfest 2006, The New York International Fringe Festival 2007, The DC Comedy Festival 2007, The HBO Las Vegas Comedy Festival 2007, and Portland’s Bridgetown Comedy Festival 2010. In 2005, he was a semi-finalist for The Andy Kaufman Award.

In 2010, Mike made his debuts on Comedy Death Ray at Los Angeles’ Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, and on Web Soup for the G4 Network.

Mike Bridenstine is a stand-up comedian, writer and actor based in Los Angeles. He is a product of the Chicago comedy scene, where he co-founded the popular Internet comedy group, Blerds.

Bridenstine has performed at festivals all around the U.S., Canada and the UK, including the Comedy Festival in Las Vegas, the Just for Laughs Festival in Chicago and the Leicester Comedy Festival. In 2009, he was selected as a New Face at the prestigious Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, where he was named amongst the “Best of New Faces”, called a “bright spot” by Punchline Magazine, a “standout” by TimeOut New York and a “break-out” by the Hollywood Reporter.

Some of his TV credits include “Last Call with Carson Daly” on NBC, “iCarly” on Nickelodeon and “The Smoking Gun Presents World’s Dumbest” on Tru TV, as well as several national commercials. You can see him perform regularly at the Hollywood Improv and several other venues around Los Angeles.